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Monsters, bodiless voices and voiceless bodies

Monsters, bodiless voices and voiceless bodies
By Rita Skeeter

The madness does not seem to have an end in this world. In the last few weeks Dinosaurs have returned from their deaths the winds began speaking and the people lost their voices. Secrets that people seemed to have so many secrets locked away in their little minds, only to have this world insist upon sharing with us all. It is our rights to know if our neighbor is a murderer, or perhaps not the mere human they claim to be. Some are even the abused offspring of an adulterous relationship, such tragic tales, but the world found it a must to report them to me, and I shall do my best to share them with you. Perhaps this is a call in demand to share the troubles of these horrible pasts and show that we are better here.

The little girl who has taken it upon herself to take over my publication is also on my list of mysteries. Silly little girls are not needed in the reporting industry.

SOS Brigade News

What's up people!
It looks like we have a very sad excuse for a newspaper, so I have taken it upon myself as the leader of the SOS Brigde to bring you the news on anything strange or mysterious that might happen here. True this place is crazy but it's also really cool how stuff like this just happens.

So, This weeks report. Dinosaur!

A mama stegosaurus and her babies are taking a stroll down the street! There was also a T-rex fighting off some people in front of the hotel, and a few others running around chasing people. Everyone should be careful that they don't end up as someone's dinner, because it'll probably hurt, and as cool as it would be to live and die by dinosaur attack, that'd be the end.

Haruhi Suzumiya~ Ultra Detective.
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A Sudden Change in the Winds

Rita Skeeter

Staff Writer

This sudden change of the weather patterns of this world has caused me to momentarily stop my investigation on other matters to report the following. A poor little dragon sits outside shivering in fear as ice begins to form on her scales. She wonders how long she will last without warmth as her body begins to slow down, like that of her reptilian brethren. The cause of the sudden snow storm is little Sakura Keenomoto whose magic on other occasions has proved to be dangerous. This reporter advises the community to take part and stop this child from performing more illegal magic as she is clearly not trained yet to use it.

In other matter more people have began appearing in this world. These idividuals seem to believe this to be their home. When more details arise be certain that we shall be the first to report it.

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Murders, Curses, and the Witch Behind it All

Editor in Cheif

Rita Skeeter

The kidnapping of one Ritsuka, a 9 year old boy scared with cat ears has left this reporter baffled. It has been under strict investigation for him that I have taken all of my writing time to find where his remains might have been hidden by the notoruous Bellatrix Lestrange before her disaperance form this world. This reporter advises that in this holiday season all children be watched and accompanied by a figure of authority so that they do not suffer the same fate as the 9 year old victim of murder.

It seems strange that none of the members of the club he was involved in the Host Club sought him out, even when he had already been the victim once of kidnapping and torture. All interviews were denied by those in charge of the host club but sources say that they had given him over to the care of the Dimension Witch, who is the only known person that can escape this place, and still she refuses to send the citizens of Vortexx back to their homes. Did she make an agreement with Lestrange and hand over the child when she grew tired of it? At the moment that is uncertain but this reporter will keep investigating until I find this so called Dimension Witch.

At this time I would like to also advise that no one visits hot springs or events hosted by the so called Host Club for they are known to cause havoc. The latests event turning people into animals for reasons still under investigation. Anywhere from Dogs to gender swapping, it is advised that a Turgio charm be cast instead of going into water, in case the side effects of your curse still have not lifted. This reporter fought herself reptilian, but even then I did not give up in my search for the news to the citizens of Vortexx.

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Insects and Mass Murderers

In the last few weeks this reporter has taken it upon herself to discover what has become of the two greatest threats to the people of this world. The mass outbreak of insects with vicious appetites and pincers has been defeated by an unknown band of heroes who banded together to oppress the destruction put in motion by these mutated cousins of the Bang Ended Screwts. The people of Vortexx would like to thank you kind heros, for assuing that the people of this place are not eaten alive from their very beds by the many legged fiends.

It seems we have more heroes than just those who faced the killer bugs, but also those who came face to face with the known killer Bellatrix Lestrange. She has disappeared recently, though she seemed to recall never making it to prison for her crimes against witches and wizards alike, she was an escapee that has been removed from our quiet streets so that children can once more feel safe even when found parentless in this world.
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By Rita Skeeter

In the last few days a series of events have lead to the transformation of various members of our society. It is believed that many present in this world join hands to attempt higher level magic normally beyond normal wizarding level, and thus baned to be performed without a license. Once more this report finds it disgraceful that so many would take it upon themselves to break the safety regulations and thus requests that some sort of action be had to keep possibly splicing and permenant fixation upon the animal forms our residents are taking. It is not clear how exactly so many individuals performed this feat over night, but what is certain is that more and more are doing so each day.

Through the night cries and calls of pain can be heard by those who have performed this illegal magical move, and no doubt a cure must be found or those who have succeeded and now are unable to change back become confused with livestock and are thus consumed as someone's dinner.
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Uncovered! The Truth Behind the World!

The Truth Behind the World
By Rita Skeeter

It is a question many have been asking themselves, no matter what reality we exist in, but it is a sad one in this world called Vortexx. Why are we here? Upon investigating the truth has surfaced that this world is perhaps nothing by a series of copies, all failed attempts at a scientific ploy to succeed in making doubles of citizens of various wolds and thus use this one as their collective rubbish bin. The possible culperat, is one Ichihara Yuki, who declined an interview, but she alone has been reported as the only known person with the ability to enter and leave this world of her own accord.

Does she hold all the answers we seek, and why is it that she refuses to return anyone, if we are not copies, to their rightful home. This reporter will keep investigating and bring you the latest news on the matter.

Be advised, that Ichihara is known to be powerful and voletile, thus she should be approached with extrem caussion.

The New and the Old Disappearing Faces

It has only been several months during my times here at this crazy world we all call ‘Vortexx’. I have met some folks with many backgrounds from different times, galaxies, you name it! Though there seems to be quite another twist in this plot; with each passing night, one, two, maybe three of the residents here would disappear. Fellow resident, Near, concludes that approximately eighty-five disappearances have occurred so far. It seems so far that the public consensus seems quite set on that the one place the residents are going back to is home. Why these residents were were fortunate (or unfortunate) to have a quick, jet set ride back into their worlds? Only time would tell.

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VortexxTimes Personals

Name: Severus Snape
Race: Human
If human, any special characteristics? Wizard
Orientation: Straight
World/Universe of orgin: Earth
Age: 36
occupation in former universe? Schoolteacher
Western zodiac: Capricorn
Chinese zodiac: Boar
Intrests/Hobbies: Magic, liturature, reading, writing, philosophy
Seeking: An intelligent, kind woman.

Contact: brewglory
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Disturbing developments in the world

It is with out a doubt a sad reality we are forced to live in when the members of the world are stranded in inexplicable states or find themselves trapped within their dwellings. During the Halloween festivities (which this reporter believes deserves a story all its own but could not find a kind way to utter the necessary words to express the atrocities) a group of brave souls found themsevles trapped within the household where they had been invited for a party.

The host, one Sonic, might have indeed known nothing about the houses dark secrets, but he too suffered to horrors of creatures appearing and a monster attacking all those who had joined the celebration.

One only wonders how horribly the future holidays can be altered by the place we have been forced into calling Home.

As a warning to all, be cautious what you are gifted, for indications from certain parties have already displayed that Santa Clause might not be as kind as he seems.